Today we honor the Irish patron saint, St. Patrick, by drinking green beer, pinching those that aren’t wearing green (Irish or not) and eating corn beef and cabbage. Just imagine aliens visiting earth today and witnessing the shenanigan’s for the first time. We’d probably end up in some Independence Day stuff. But no one wants to feel left out or get pinched by that annoying co-worker so we have 15 sneakers that are perfect to wear today. Regardless if they are St. Patrick’s Day themed or not, these will ensure you avoid the dreaded pinch.